The ice cream man was away for six weeks, I was sad to see him "a wafer" so long.
What"s a chav"s favourite ice cream flavour? Mint.
"So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one.' He said 'Knickerbocker glory?' I said 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes.'